From the description:Ĭhristie Aackerlund doesn’t need help with anything.
Whether or not the real life militia disperses, there will likely be a steady supply of dirty minds eroticizing it.I think I’ve found my new go to example for when someone makes the mistake of bringing up “ Rule 34.” This particular tale comes from the mind of Leonard Delaney, the author of other erotica adventures including Taken By Tetris Blocks and Sex Boat, and it features a heated encounter with everybody’s favorite Microsoft Office helper. It’s like holding a gun for the first time.”Įven though Delaney starts the book off with a disclaimer that he’s just a Canadian looking to cash in on current events, he does close with a happy ending-both kinds, where everyone is sexually pleasured and the militia voluntarily decides to disperse. “I never imagined how good cock could be. Aimon squealed with delight as he bent his rifle over and fucked it from aboveĭelaney adds a perfect clincher to a gun sex orgy with: Garnth reached around the jacked off the magazine and pistol grip at the same time. “Hear that boys? Botsy’s all lubed up and ready to go!”Įach of them stuffed his penis inside his gun, then began writhing against it. A moment later, a monotone voice came from a speaker in the side of the gun. The Bear’s gun became oily as he fingered it.
It made a squilsh squilsh squilsh ! sound.Īs Cap looks on, the militia members prepare to join forces with their guns:Īll three of them raised their assault rifles, standing the guns on their butts and kneeling behind them. The Bear began jamming his pinky finger into the fleshy hole on top of the gun. He probably wouldn’t remember many of their names, but there were a few that had neatly trimmed goatees and all their teeth, and he couldn’t keep his cock from shifting as they asserted dominance with bone-crushing handshakes.īut, fittingly, it’s gun love that takes center stage in both the Twitter fiction and Delaney’s version.Īnd here’s Delaney, whose characters name their guns things like Madame Liberty and Little Miss Manifest Destiny, getting very hands-on with the man-on-gun action:
#RULE34 CLIPY FULL#
Stephen Colbert has called the occupation a “ sausage party,” and in Delaney’s version, which takes place at the Bill Maher Memorial Wildlife Refuge, this concept gets taken to its full homoerotic potential with passages like:Įach man looked much like the one before: pale-skinned, bearded, pudgy, and glassy-eyed. “America! And something about land! And no more government! And the army killing jihadists and immigrants!” they shouted back. “A militia!” they shouted in the best terror-inducing voices. “A group of people using terror, violence, and threats to intimidate for political purposes!” the crowd returned. Erotica author Leonard Delaney, who last year published Microsoft Word Clippy smut, has also gotten in on the current events erotica action with his e-book "Oregon Patriots Occupied My Butt ," in which hero Cap, dressed in a Captain America costume, stumbles across the militia, dressed in camouflage and led by “Aimon,” who are more than ready to stake their claim to good ole’ American values:
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